Clubbing

I have a couple of friends who love clubbing man. I don’t like clubbing. Been there twice. Both times for Mr I.T’s birthday. Sucky friend who loves to chiong. :x
People usually go there to do 3 things.
-Smoke
-Drink
-Dance
If you do one thing less, it’s not really worthwhile lei. If you don’t smoke, you will be there as a 2nd-hand smoker. If you don’t drink, like damn weird lei. If you don’t dance, please proceed to the nearest kopitiam. You can smoke and drink there too. Paying so much and not doing the 3 is such a waste of money. Out of the three, I only drink. A little. Hate the feeling of having a headache.

And something else guys do when they club? Buah(rub against) girls. Girls? Get buah-ed~~ So, readers. Give up clubbing!! Mr I.T… Give it up!!

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
- quotes I found in the internet