I Lost My Soul Today

I hate it when my sideburns are freakin short. Makes me feel like a schoolboy or an NS man. EWWWW. I went for a haircut today and after the hairdresser finished, I noticed that my right sideburn was longer than the left. I prefer the length of the right sided one but it was uneven. So I decided to tell him…
HUGE MISTAKE~~~

Me: Erm my left sideburn is shorter than the right. Could you help me trim a little on the right?
Him: Oh ok. (Looks at my left sideburn. Pulls both sideburn. Looks at the left again)
Me: Errr it’s actually the right side that’s longer…
Him: Yahh relax.. (Unpleased expression on his face. Looks at left side and begins to cut left side)
Me: ………………………………….
Him: (Goes to the right side. Cuts. Goes to left side. Cuts again)
Me: Hey forget it. You cut somemore got no sideburn liao…

Lesson learned: If your sideburns are uneven, go home and cut yourself.